Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar

Did you ever wake up in the most frustrating mood of your life ? Did u feel like cursing your alarm the first thing in the morning ?

You curse your paste for tasting like fluoride as you brush your teeth. You do shit and curse the sambhar that you ate last night. On your way to office you curse the signal which turned red just as you crossed the zebra crossing. As you park your bike, you curse the adjacent bike, whose seats were graced by the warmth of feminine butt the previous night. As soon as you enter the office you start to curse the AC. You switch on your PC (only to realize that it will start when Krishna is reincarnated in another Yuga)and curse the antivirus system. Then you walk in for a meeting with the manager and he curses you. You come out, you curse him back. You curse God too. You even curse the IIT system.

But everything changes the moment you see Tendulkar hitting a century. Nothing in the world can beat that. It has such charisma that it can heal anything – be it the horrors of the Mumbai Attack or the recent Pune attack or even Mongia’s batting for India.

The roar you hear in stadium, the tightening of the fists as he proceeds from 94 to 100, the gasp when he misses a ball, the relief when he leaves a delivery outside the off stump, the quickening heart beats when the bowler makes a stifled appeal, the cheer for a single and the disappointment for the leg bye. Even multiple orgasms can't match those emotions.

A small observation:
A lot of guys feel this sudden urge to go to the loo when Sachin is batting in the 90s. Either I am over observant or it is probably because the TV is near my bathroom.